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Iceworld: the name
itself means nothing but the map has more 24/7 servers
than many of the official CS maps. Hated by many, loved
by many more, Iceworld has spawned a variety of maps
based off its extremely simple premise: kill or be
killed. The map is nothing more than a square of snow
textures with four over-sized beams making up what
almost resembles a pound symbol from a bird's eye view.
A variety of weapons are laid out on two ends of the
map, each end being spawn zones.
A
small buy zone is located smack in the middle of the map
making buy aliases almost a must for die hard Iceworld
players. The map, although frowned upon by many CS
purists, has become a hotspot for run & gun players who
don't want to worry about objectives. In pubs, how many
of us do worry about them, anyway? Yeah, that's right,
who cares about rules!? Iceworld is a simple no-BS map:
kill or be killed (oh, wait, I already used that
cliché).
With the recent
wave of Iceworld-only servers, many players are now
developing tactics never before seen on your standard
Counter-Strike map. How many times have you seen a guy
charge and leap on top of a wall to attack an onslaught
of enemies in Italy? How many times have you seen a guy
jump over a wall to score a knife kill on some
unsuspecting enemy's noggin? Odds are you never have
outside of Iceworld. Iceworld's sheer size, or
lack thereof, makes things like this possible.
What is one to do when you turn a corner with nothing
but a Mac-10 and see a handful of CT's waiting to
dispose of you? Your options are quite limited. You can
always choose the obvious and easy choice of death. Just
stand there squeezing off rounds until you're met with a
nice headshot. Hey, now that you're dead, it's time to
socialize! Grab that microphone and make some friends!
You
could always run away, which is somewhat entertaining.
There is a problem with running though: you will
eventually see the same group of ravenous opponents
ready to kill you, only at a different location. It's a
lose-lose situation. Last but not least you can decide
to metaphorically morph into Neo or an Agent. How is
this possible? Simple! Run at them with guns blazing,
jump on one of those random rock walls like you are
something special and just fire away until either you,
or your enemies, are dead. Ten bucks says you end up
dead, but now you have a story to tell.
"Oh man, you guys
see me die!?!? I was just like freakin' Neo jumping on
that wall with my UZI!" Afterward you will realize what
a super-geek you are and just sit there in shame,
pondering the meaning of your existence. Of course,
there is that slight possibility you end up winning this
fight, leaving you to answer the many claims that you
cheat and/or happen to be a very lonely person.
What is one to do when you with your five live teammates
are left to seek and destroy one poor enemy bastard?
Well, this one's a no-brainer, pull out a knife! You
will find there are two, and only two types, of lone
gunmen in Iceworld. There is the guy who goes out in
glory and the guy who sits behind a rock, wets himself,
and eventually dies a shameful death. The player who
goes out in glory is generally more respectful after
being knifed to death. Do not be surprised to read
'LOL,' or 'Nice job guys' after you have sliced and
diced him.
The other guy will
probably hit you with a 'loser' or 'h4x0r!' comment. The
most gratifying way to kill this guy is to find the wall
he's hiding under, jump over it, land on his thick
cranium and dig that six inch piece of metal down his
throat. You will then receive many cheers from the other
dead players when the new round starts. Make sure to be
a jerk though and hit the victim with some CS trash
talk. "How'd that knife taste, bud?" is received fairly
well these days. Avoid the clichés though, such as,
"n00bed" or I "rox0red your boxers," which never ceases
to confuse me. Last time I checked, it's a good thing to
have your boxers rocked!
The suicide tactic
seems to be used by quite a few people on Iceworld.
Create a bind to buy an HE Grenade and pick one up
towards the end of a round. Being as most players have
no Kevlar, they will be susceptible to heavy grenade
damage. Take out your Grenade, pull the pin, and just
run around with it. When the opposing team finds you and
kills you they have a little explosion to greet them,
usually killing them. If you get too tired of running
just stop in a corner, duck, drop and blow up! Cheers
will reign from the rafters of Iceworld as your carcass
is seen flying through the air.
Iceworld manages
to combine the weapons of CS with the thrill of
redundant deathmatch. Take a break from the four billion
Dust servers that exist and just shoot stuff. Throw your
'realistic' tactics out the window and have some fun.
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